Shitty Shitpost Cheating Jokes

Pissed off because you think someone is cheating on you? Here's some jokes to blow off steam.

  1. Why are math tests like relationships? Because when you cheat, you're just adding someone else's problems to your own.
  2. What's the difference between a cheating spouse and a teabag? One is a soggy mess you regret putting in your mouth, and the other is just a cheating spouse.
  3. Cheating is like playing hide and seek; it's always fun until you realize you're the one who's been left behind.
  4. Why did the cheater get banned from the chess club? Because they kept using their phone to look up their opponent's moves.
  5. What's the difference between a cheating partner and a GPS? A GPS will eventually admit you've arrived at your destination.
  6. Why do cheaters prefer playing darts? Because they enjoy throwing everything but the truth.
  7. Why do cheaters hate playing hide and seek? Because even when they're hiding, their guilty conscience gives them away.
  8. How do you catch a cheating spouse? Tell them you're cooking their favorite meal. If they don't come home, check the local diner.
  9. What do cheating spouses and burnt toast have in common? Nothing but fuck cheaters lol
  10. What's a cheater's favorite dance move? The two-step.
  11. How do cheaters celebrate their anniversary? By marking the date they started lying about their affair.
  12. Why did the cheating spouse fail at being a DJ? Because they couldn't keep their records straight.
  13. What's a cheating spouse's favorite season? The rainy one, because that's when they say they're "stuck in traffic."
  14. What's the difference between a cheating spouse and a ghost? You can actually believe in ghosts.
  15. Why don't cheaters make good tour guides? Because they always have a different story for every landmark.
  16. What's a cheater's favorite holiday? Halloween, because they get to hide their true identity.
  17. What's the difference between a cheating spouse and a chameleon? A chameleon only changes color to survive.
  18. Cheating is like playing darts with a blindfold on; you might hit the target, but you're just as likely to hit the wall.
  19. What's a cheating spouse's favorite card game? Uno, because they're always looking for a "Skip" card for confrontation.
  20. Why do cheating spouses do well in the Olympics? Because they're used to playing with rings that aren't theirs.
  21. What's the difference between a cheating spouse and a bad singer? Even a bad singer can hit the right notes sometimes.
  22. Why do cheaters hate playing "Guess Who"? Because their face is already plastered everywhere.
  23. What's a cheater's favorite game show? "The Newlywed Game" – for the practice.